Theater annoyances

"Tudududumduuuuu, Tudududumduuuuu, Hello Motto!" Someone’s mobile is ringing. I chuckle, that guy must be so embarrassed right now. "Yeah... it's James.." What? He's picking up? The guy right behind us casually starts a conversation. When this happens I begin to question my own behavior. The first thing I would do, if I really had to pick up, is go out of the room. Maybe it is normal nowadays to pick up your phone during a movie? Since a couple of years, Shannon and I go to the cinema about once every one or two weeks. This way we get to see some of the best cinema moments. People fighting over seats. Getting just one ticket out of the machine, before it's sold out. Or sitting next to some guy that, as it turns out, hasn't showered in, well, probably ever. But these are not the biggest problems. The problem starts when people have different standards than about everyone else in the room. Like the commentators. Babbling trough the movie in the main scene. Like people who take off their shoes next to you. Like, what the ..? So do we all have to quiet down and not move a finger during the movie? Of course not. But a little respect, a little thought about your fellow viewer wouldn't hurt. Right? I have to admit. Sometimes I'm even scared to be that guy. When Shannon is enjoying her bag of candy. Crrrrrrracrrrccaaarcccak. Are people annoyed? O, what do I care? Everybody does it! Wait, my phone is ringing. "Yeah... it's James.." And there's the next guy who will annoy you.